
| Death Knows Your Name | October 8th, 2007 |
Buy it for the sake of giving me some money through the Amazon affiliates program. The plot has something to do with a mysterious skull and a weird disease in a hospital. It’s basically a wannabe Lovecraftian story that isn’t actually based on a Lovecraft story. I’m not even going to try to explain it. Nor am I going to rip into how boring it is. Instead, here is a list of movies you should watch that did what this movie wants to, but were a B-zillion times better: Continue » Posted by corporatedemon in Breviews, Horror, Thriller, Boringest Brains, Mystery | 2 Comments
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| The Toybox | May 15th, 2007 |
Buy it now at Amazon.com! This well-executed-yet-painfully-boring flick from the UK is about a young woman that brings her new boyfriend home to meet the fam. But this isn’t just the average awkward family introduction: This chick’s family is fucking wacko to the max. That’s really the only thing I can tell is going on, though there are obviously supposed to be Continue » |
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| The Woods | February 26th, 2007 |
Buy it now on amazon.com! |
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| Cult | February 11th, 2007 |
Buy it now at Amazon.com! A group of pretty-faced college kids convince their professor to let them research a mysterious, now-defunct cult for one of their classes. They discover that the origin of the cult’s extreme power came from an ancient Chinese amulet, which the geek in me is going to lovingly refer to as the +5 Jade Amulet of Sacrifice. Continue » |
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